honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me
Because our relationship is good like that.
Because I love her, but don’t need to be by her side every minute.
Because she’s a healthy, well rounded, person with her own separate interests, that I fully support but don’t need to take part in.
thanks for respecting women bro




